Okay, this whole situation is fucked. Typhon chilling in a cold-fusion reactor just sucking up the juice while learning how to manipulate the power of the atom, the Engel breaking the terms of our truce with one of them ascending, and we still don't even have a grasp on what even caused all this in the first place. One of those gods claimed that El was killed by Typhon...but I'm pretty sure he's full of shit. The way the Engel seem to represent certain traits and virtues suggests to me that it's more likely that El was broken into pieces, or that his essence passed to his generals. El's resurrection could be truly horrible news if the stories we've all heard about him are true.
Oh hey! Didn't see you there =P My name is Joe and this is the first text entry to this new blog. You might be wondering what I was rambling about up there so let me lay a few things out for all those curious minds out there. There is so much more going on than you can even begin to grasp, and I've had the (mis)fortune of being close enough to see a lot of it. So let's start, shall we? I'm going to keep these brief, but I might go into detail in future entries if you readers show any interest.
-People all over the world have been manifesting powers (which you might know from the news) so FAR, this is likely to be divided into 2-3 groups...
--The first group of supernaturals are the Incarna--basically people that have powers that are similar in scope to the stories of the ancient Greek gods.
--In addition to a whole crop of average people becoming incarna, many (I've personally seen close to a dozen) of the "old" gods are once again walking the earth, (Heracles, Ares, Raiden, Hathor, and many more.)
--The second type of supernatural beings are simply Immortals--people that have had their soul awakened to a higher understanding of the universe and can wield "magic" powers.
--The "magic" of the immortals (which I'm going to call magic from now on) isn't really magic. It's just an effect of the immortal being able to influence the laws of reality through their deeper connection and understanding of it.
--*I* am one of the immortals. I have an understanding of matter and can completely transmute any type and state of matter to any other type or state. (Think Full Metal Alchemist but more powerful.)
-The big black thing in the Midwest US is a big no-no. A warning to the curious: unless you know how to work infernal magic (if you have to ask then you can't do it) you'll find yourself transported, quite literally, into hell if you go in there.
-The US government for the MOST part does have your best interests in mind.
-What most of the US government does NOT know is that there is a faction...I have no idea how large but they seem to have access to potentially unlimited resources--these people have a big plan in mind and they don't let things like ethics, morality, or freedom stop them from reaching towards this goal.
-The organization that EVERYONE should be worried about is called S.A.C.R.E.D. (Strategic Advance Covert Reconnaissance and Eugenics Directorate) If you hear that name then I'd suggest getting the hell out of wherever you are because if they get their hands on you, dying could be the least of your worries.
-As a bonus, and I'll even address this to any SACRED agents that might be reading this, if you can provide me with any good solid info on this group I will make you rich beyond your wildest fever dreams of avarice.
-Two of my friends (Jerry and Natasha) are Incarna, and the other (Megan) is...we'll just say vampire. She doesn't sparkle in the sun though, and trying to ask her about it is likely to get you eaten (not joking). I'll be trying to throw pictures of our misadventures on this blog as well, so you'll want to stay tuned!
-Once I discovered my powers, I had originally intended to try and help the government. We have been doing a lot to help out the government too, honestly.
We've been working with the military to stop the sort of ghastlies you should hope you never see.
-We ended the standoff between misguided patriots and the US government near a military base in the midwest (need to be vague here because I don't want to get anyone in trouble.)
-Our group just killed that ACTUAL terrorist that was threatening to nuke Washington DC, Sayim Omid Alinejad.
-Now that I know that there is a much darker side of the current government I made the decision to withdraw my direct offer of support to the government. I will still assist the military in keeping the peace, but I'm not going to risk providing materials to the enemy.
-My new goal is to help us all move towards a brighter future. I know that you may be scared out there, and there IS plenty of things that should scare you, but there are a lot of good people fighting the good fight to make sure we all get to wake up tomorrow. I'd rather help vastly accelerate research and development in technologies that will help all of mankind.
-If there are any researchers out there, especially those affiliated with a university, I am willing to use my abilities to provide materials and assistance for the right causes. I'll work this out on an individual basis with any interested parties but I can help furnish you with things like pure graphene in nearly any quantity, iridium, tritium, deuterium, carbon nanotubes, diamond, gold, etc. I can also create alloys of nearly any combination of elements, I would just need to see what the atomic or molecule structure looks like.
-That said I am going to need a lot of money to get my idea off the ground so payment of some kind will be required in nearly all cases. I will donate my services, however, if the project shows enough potential.
I've got a lot more to say, but if I spilled everything right now then you folks wouldn't have any reason to come back!
COMMENTS:
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Fake! "Hi, my name's Joe and I'm an immortal...
An immortal FAGGOT!!!"
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Your friends have some NAICE TITZZZ, son! Hook me up, bra! Assuming thaint not fotoshoped stankhos! Then you can keep them!
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Dont hate! This shit aint fake. I'm from East Liverpool, OH. We was truckin up north to be with family during the crisis and I got this pic with my phone...
I think it's Joe's friend Jerry doin sum sun-god shit. We saw army all over shooting at this huge snake thing and then nigga opened up with some kind of bright flash. It fried my phone's lens but the data was retrvble... We was all blinded for like a minute but just before I saw this beam of energy comin from Jerry right down the snake's throat and when we could see again, we all got out of the car and looked and their was jus smoke and fire where the shit went down. It was pretty far away. We tried to get closer but a bunch of army guys in a couple humvees showed up through the trees and escourted us back to the car. Told us to bounce or we could be arrested.
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Hey there, stranger! It's Dawn! You remember me, don't you? Raw-Talent-and-Looks student at the Maeva school of Gunplay and Deviltry! (Aka: the little hottie that put your ass on the map!) Maeva's laughing at you right now, reading your blog on her new Nexus 7. She keeps calling you Captain Gloryhound.
Seems like you guys have been busy!
Anyway, we miss you. You should stop in sometime. We just recently started a side-game of Promethean: The Created since Edge wouldn't stop bitching and moaning about it.
HAHAHAHA!! Jonny just said "More like Captain Glory-HOLE!" You gotta tag him when you hit town next!
Also, we've run into our share of weirdness. Been noticing a lot of attempts to breach our territory from the other side. We might be calling in an oh-shit airstrike from you and your heavy-hitters soon if things decide to go sideways.
It's all quiet for now, though. Hope to see you soon!
P.S. Edge says to bring Megan. He wants to be on her. HAHAHA He's printing out her picture,... I'm guessing so he can make it all sticky.
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UR shitz fake too, Faggot!!! That shit's the most 'shopped pic I've ever seen. It's just the fukin rockworm from Gears 2, ass! Fuckin' faggot ass bitch! But, "jerry's" prolly a little fag-fairy-sprite bitch like in ur pic, though. You got that shit right! suck THIS giant snake monster! And deez nutz too!
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ReplyDelete@Dawn - You can just tell ₹ʩЖשҧ WTF I can't even TYPE it in English?! Anyway you tell her that she better be a bit nicer or I'll start posting pictures of her on here photoshopped into a Harry Potter robe =P Oh, and if you guys think you even MIGHT be in trouble, let me know ASAP. I'm worried about you guys.
I'll bring Megan if you guys promise to be nice and convince "Martha" was it? to be a little more friendly with her too. If you can do that I might even bring you guys some presents I've been dreaming up.
@INC4RN4ovSEX - That's almost exactly what happened. Apparently that worm thing had been sleeping underground for what must have been thousands of years. I couldn't do a damn thing to it but Jerry and Natasha fucked it all up.
@h@ttgai3947 - better luck next time, bro
@MariozMaiCoPiLoT@smurphymail.com - How does Mario keep his kart on the road when you nick his tip with your teeth? And is it true that it tastes like alfredo sauce?